Yay, I'm 18, hooray, I'm legally an adult. Now I can do all those things I wanted to do, like, um.. The exact same things I was doing before I turned 18. Hooray for arbitrary signifiers of the passing of time! Now to go back to merrily spending this day doing homework.
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2 years ago
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DRUNK BY NOW.
ReplyDeleteyeah, you shouldn't even be able to string a sentence together, let alone be cynical. Seriously, if you can still stand, have another drink.
ReplyDeleteActually; try and beat my record. I was eighteen last June and I'm STILL not drunk.
ReplyDeleteOr a stripper.
I kind of think my record is better. You've at least tried alcohol, haven't you? I THOUGHT SO.
ReplyDeleteNo but this is a different record. We're talking about getting drunk and laid and having a car crash because you're eighteen.
ReplyDeleteand making misinformed election choices
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